And we're back! Welcome to the final installment of Bobthekillerpenguin's superb Battlefield 3 survival guide. Today, I am putting up not only the fourth and final part, but also the full pdf for you to download, peruse, and gain wisdom from. You'll be a grizzled old veteran before you know it. Trust me!
RULE 9—Sleep. Possibly one of the best things in the world. Sleep. Do it. Do it alone. Or do it with another person. Or more!!!
RULE 10—Play the f*cking objective! Ok, so this is more of an in game issue but as far as rules go this is probably the most important one going.
If you are looking to have an amazing KDR then play deathmatch. For the love of all things Jessica Alba’s butt, DO NOT jump into a conquest or rush lobby. You have no idea how damn annoying it is to be one of only a handful of players playing the objective whilst the rest of your ‘squad’ sits back and plays all selfish-like.
What do we mean by play the objective? We mean blow up the MCOM or take/defend the point.
If you do these simple things you will get a better score and everyone will be like ‘Huzzah! We love
That’s right. The second guy is YOU. He’s you if you don’t play BF3 the way it’s meant to be played. You wanna lone wolf it? You wanna be Rambo? Go play MW3—that’s what makes that game work.
Rule 10(a) - Know your role. We’re subgrouping this as 10 rules are better than 11—if it’s good enough for the guy with the long white beard, then it’s good enough for us (we love you Santa).
Most players know what they need to do, how to do it and which class to use. But in case you don’t—here’s a quick guide.
Assault Class—Assault points, be involved in the main fight. Revive fallen comrades if you are Grey’s Anatomying it. Blow shit up if you’re 40mm grenading it.
Support Class— Supress the shit out of OPFORs, drop ammo for your team.
Engineer Class—Support main push, blow up OPFOR vehicles and fix up our own forces vehicles.
Recon Class—Do recon. Spot and tag. Be used as a forward spawn point. Be a marksmen and call in mortar strikes on OPFOR positions, vehicles and infantry. Recon DO NOT sit back and just snipe from distance!
Every Class—Spot the enemy every time. Our air support can’t do shit without proper spotting!
Here ends Bobthekillerpenguin's Battlefield 3 survival guide. Thank you very much for reading. Now get ready! Operation: Iron Promise commences at 1400 hours today!